R Kelly in P Major (female vocalist only)

R Kelly in P Major

Rising above the fray
setting records
along the way
King of R&B,
Robert K
Kept it down-low
but not gay
Tinkling on
little girls,
or so they say
The cops opened up
a pee dossier.

We’re singing like
R Kelly
In Pee Major
Some days everything that’s golden
does you a favor.

Singing like
R Kelly
in pee major.
Minor in bed
Got to get her
With the yellow savior

Flowin’ wit the funk,
bedsheets smellin’
like a skunk.
Young girl
meetin’ junk.
Swings so big like
elephant trunk.
Showin’ love,
loves her flower power
with its
golden shower power.
Ecstacy from head to toe,
urine nympho on a roll.

Golden globes of glowing gold
so good passion of my soul.
Peace! Peace!
Let me pee, please
Pass my STD’s, jeez.

We’re singing like
R Kelly
In Pee Major
Some days everything that’s golden
does you a favor.

Singing like
R Kelly
in pee major.
Minor in bed
Got to get her
With the yellow savior

Runnin’ from the cops
Do an interview,
pull out all the stops

Gayle King!

Start a rap career off my back
Ain’t family like that?

Brother Carey!

I admit, I confess.
You want pee
if you want the best!
Be it
pee stains on the floor
or
pee left in a container,
if it doesn’t kill you
it only makes you stranger.
Or a ruined entertainer.
But everyone knows
a man is rich
as long as he has
gold!

We’re singing like
R Kelly
In Pee Major
Some days everything that’s golden
does you a favor.

We’re singing like
R Kelly
In Pee Major
Some days everything that’s golden
does you a favor.

We’re singing like
R Kelly
In Pee Major
Some days everything that’s golden
does you a favor.

Singing like
R Kelly
in pee major.
Minor in bed
Got to get her
With the yellow savior

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