{"id":1140,"date":"2026-07-16T23:58:24","date_gmt":"2026-07-16T23:58:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/?p=1140"},"modified":"2026-07-17T00:07:40","modified_gmt":"2026-07-17T00:07:40","slug":"yesterdays-yaoiprize","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/16\/yesterdays-yaoiprize\/","title":{"rendered":"Yesterday&#8217;s Yaoiprize"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1920\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/YESTERDAYS_YAOIPRIZE_LANDR_small.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1141\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/YESTERDAYS_YAOIPRIZE_LANDR_small.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/YESTERDAYS_YAOIPRIZE_LANDR_small-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/YESTERDAYS_YAOIPRIZE_LANDR_small-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/YESTERDAYS_YAOIPRIZE_LANDR_small-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/YESTERDAYS_YAOIPRIZE_LANDR_small-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/YESTERDAYS_YAOIPRIZE_LANDR_small-1536x1536.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Yesterdays_Yaoiprize.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Yesterday&#8217;s Yaoiprize<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I love boys<br>with rocket toys<br>All the joys a girl can get<br>Pleasure worlds we haven&#8217;t<br>been to yet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Starship Yaoiprize<br>400 or more hot gay guys<br>Violating alien skies<br>Who invited us? No one tried.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Feel the deck of the Ya-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The Yaoiprize hum!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Feel the deck of the Ya-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The Yaoiprize hum!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Don&#8217;t Stop!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">How many stars are in the sky?<br>How many cute cheeks on all these<br>guys?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">\u3044\u307e\u3059\u304b \u304a\u307c\u3048\u3066 \u611b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The cheeks stick out they&#8217;re peeking peeking<br>rub together, squeeking squeeking<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">1 cheek 2 cheek 3 cheek 4 cheek<br>Give me all the cheeks<br>and I&#8217;ll want more<br>cheeks!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Jirk and Schlock<br>Rockin&#8217; bare man cheekies<br>Hokkaido grabbing, sneaky sneaky<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Stop!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">If we have enough logic and reason<br>We can make it to four seasons<br>Four seasons of gay men,<br>can you take it?<br>Girl heading for bathroom<br>barely make it<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Stop!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Feel the deck of the Yaoprize hum!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Feel the deck of the Yaoprize hum!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">She&#8217;s so fast today!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Oh Yeah!<br>Don&#8217;t stop!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Don&#8217;t stop!<br>Don&#8217;t stop!<br>Don&#8217;t stop!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday&#8217;s Yaoiprize I love boyswith rocket toysAll the joys a girl can getPleasure worlds we haven&#8217;tbeen to yet! 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