{"id":1133,"date":"2026-07-16T02:12:35","date_gmt":"2026-07-16T02:12:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/?p=1133"},"modified":"2026-07-17T00:12:54","modified_gmt":"2026-07-17T00:12:54","slug":"r-kelly-in-p-major-female-vocalist-only","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/16\/r-kelly-in-p-major-female-vocalist-only\/","title":{"rendered":"R Kelly in P Major (female vocalist only)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/R_Kelly_in_P_Major_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1134\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/R_Kelly_in_P_Major_2.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/R_Kelly_in_P_Major_2-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/R_Kelly_in_P_Major_2-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/R_Kelly_in_P_Major_2-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/R_Kelly_in_P_Major_2-1536x864.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/R_Kelly_in_P_Major.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">R Kelly in P Major<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Rising above the fray<br>setting records<br>along the way<br>King of R&amp;B,<br>Robert K<br>Kept it down-low<br>but not gay<br>Tinkling on<br>little girls,<br>or so they say<br>The cops opened up<br>a pee dossier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;re singing like<br>R Kelly<br>In Pee Major<br>Some days everything that&#8217;s golden<br>does you a favor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Singing like<br>R Kelly<br>in pee major.<br>Minor in bed<br>Got to get her<br>With the yellow savior<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Flowin&#8217; wit the funk,<br>bedsheets smellin&#8217;<br>like a skunk.<br>Young girl<br>meetin&#8217; junk.<br>Swings so big like<br>elephant trunk.<br>Showin&#8217; love,<br>loves her flower power<br>with its<br>golden shower power.<br>Ecstacy from head to toe,<br>urine nympho on a roll.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Golden globes of glowing gold<br>so good passion of my soul.<br>Peace! Peace!<br>Let me pee, please<br>Pass my STD&#8217;s, jeez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;re singing like<br>R Kelly<br>In Pee Major<br>Some days everything that&#8217;s golden<br>does you a favor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Singing like<br>R Kelly<br>in pee major.<br>Minor in bed<br>Got to get her<br>With the yellow savior<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Runnin&#8217; from the cops<br>Do an interview,<br>pull out all the stops<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Gayle King!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Start a rap career off my back<br>Ain&#8217;t family like that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Brother Carey!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I admit, I confess.<br>You want pee<br>if you want the best!<br>Be it<br>pee stains on the floor<br>or<br>pee left in a container,<br>if it doesn&#8217;t kill you<br>it only makes you stranger.<br>Or a ruined entertainer.<br>But everyone knows<br>a man is rich<br>as long as he has<br>gold!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;re singing like<br>R Kelly<br>In Pee Major<br>Some days everything that&#8217;s golden<br>does you a favor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;re singing like<br>R Kelly<br>In Pee Major<br>Some days everything that&#8217;s golden<br>does you a favor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;re singing like<br>R Kelly<br>In Pee Major<br>Some days everything that&#8217;s golden<br>does you a favor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Singing like<br>R Kelly<br>in pee major.<br>Minor in bed<br>Got to get her<br>With the yellow savior<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>R Kelly in P Major Rising above the fraysetting recordsalong the wayKing of R&amp;B,Robert KKept it down-lowbut not gayTinkling onlittle girls,or so they sayThe cops opened upa pee dossier. 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