{"id":956,"date":"2026-07-01T02:07:59","date_gmt":"2026-07-01T02:07:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/?p=956"},"modified":"2026-07-01T04:05:38","modified_gmt":"2026-07-01T04:05:38","slug":"bikini-dreilides-garage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/01\/bikini-dreilides-garage\/","title":{"rendered":"Bikini Dreilide&#8217;s Garage"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"2560\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/BIKINI_DREILIDES_GARAGE-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-797\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/BIKINI_DREILIDES_GARAGE-scaled.jpg 2560w, http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/BIKINI_DREILIDES_GARAGE-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/BIKINI_DREILIDES_GARAGE-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/BIKINI_DREILIDES_GARAGE-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/BIKINI_DREILIDES_GARAGE-768x768.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/BIKINI_DREILIDES_GARAGE-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/BIKINI_DREILIDES_GARAGE-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Bikini_Dreilides_Garage.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dreilide&#8217;s vocal quality could be better in places, but I dig the psychedelic, southern rock guitar.&nbsp; I was pretty happy when that finally popped out.&nbsp; You&#8217;ll have to sit through a lengthy monologue from <em>The Force Known as Michael Bay.&nbsp; <\/em>It might be funny.&nbsp; The real one probably doesn&#8217;t sound like this, but what does a shapeshifting trickster god really sound like?&nbsp; The &#8220;real&#8221; one is just fooling you, he sounds like this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bikini Dreilide&#8217;s Garage<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Let&#8217;s talk about titties!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Greetings, I&#8217;m the Force Known as Michael Bay!<br>Blockbuster film director<br>and the benevolent &#8211;<br>and trustworthy &#8211;<br>god of your universe and all others!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I love the female body, and I love filming the female body!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Just ask fox goddess Megan! Still got your casting tape, baby!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Remember how I had her bent over the engine bay of that old Camaro, in the kid&#8217;s movie about alien robots?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">That was good stuff, but I want to go bigger and bolder!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I want to make my version of the Duke&#8217;s of Hazzard, but the whole cast will be hot chicks in bikinis!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;ll have fast cars, and explosions, and explosions blowing off bikinis!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">There&#8217;s no angle I won&#8217;t film a tit from, and I love &#8217;em in all sizes &#8211; big, bigger, and biggest!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;ll jiggle &#8217;em and wiggle &#8217;em,<br>bounce &#8217;em and jounce &#8217;em,<br>soap &#8217;em and poke &#8217;em,<br>hang &#8217;em out<br>and drag them across the hood of the General Lee!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">There will be titties as far as the eye can see!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">We tried being sophisticated in the comic, and that sure didn&#8217;t work!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">This time we give the fans what they want &#8211; tits and ass!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">All the tits, and all the ass!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Yeeee HAAAAW!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Welcome to Bikini Dreilide&#8217;s Garage!!<br>Where we prefer products made by Dodge!<br>No replacement for displacement,<br>four cylinders ain&#8217;t meant for racin&#8217;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;ve got V8&#8217;s and rear wheel drive,<br>fat wheels that grip and don&#8217;t slide.<br>Things besides cars that draw your eyes<br>Wrenchin&#8217; in the shorts<br>that don&#8217;t touch the thighs<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Make no mistake<br>Your heart hits<br>where your aim is<br>if britches could talk<br>these would say<br>&#8220;I&#8217;ll make you famous!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Bay &#8211; Who will wash my Ferrari?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Drey &#8211; Not me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Just another daaaaay-<br>-at Bikini Dreilide&#8217;s Garage!<br>At night, gettin&#8217; cheeky at the Piggy Lodge!<br>Skin flash, get cash<br>Moparts for 440 Darts<br>Direct Connection to<br>speed perfection!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Make no mistake<br>Your heart hits<br>where your aim is<br>if britches could talk<br>these would say<br>&#8220;I&#8217;ll make you famous!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Bay &#8211; Who will wash my Ferrari?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Drey &#8211; Not cool!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Southern honor demands satisfaction.<br>Pop a wheelie, get more traction<br>Take your pink in 8 seconds flat.<br>Flatter than an ass that won&#8217;t bring a honky back!<br>Now that&#8217;s flat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Make no mistake<br>Your heart hits<br>where your aim is<br>if britches could talk<br>these would say<br>&#8220;I&#8217;ll make you famous!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Bay &#8211; Casting time! I need you to put the Daisy Dukes on, and wash my Ferrari. Make it sexy! Make it HOT!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Drey &#8211; Who would wash your Ferrari<br>when it&#8217;s not that fast?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Dodge Charger,<br>Road Runner,<br>or Hemi Under Glass!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Bay &#8211; Richard didn&#8217;t drive that!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Sigh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Let&#8217;s try something different.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;ve got Richard Petty&#8217;s 1974 Daytona winning Dodge Charger, will you wash that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Drey &#8211; HELLL YEEAAHH!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dreilide&#8217;s vocal quality could be better in places, but I dig the psychedelic, southern rock guitar.&nbsp; I was pretty happy when that finally popped out.&nbsp; You&#8217;ll have to sit through a lengthy monologue from The Force Known as Michael Bay.&nbsp;<br \/><a class=\"btn-more btn btn-danger btn-sm\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/01\/bikini-dreilides-garage\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":797,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mini_album_01"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=956"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1000,"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956\/revisions\/1000"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}