{"id":945,"date":"2026-06-30T23:52:42","date_gmt":"2026-06-30T23:52:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/?p=945"},"modified":"2026-07-01T04:01:26","modified_gmt":"2026-07-01T04:01:26","slug":"moonlight-disgusts-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/2026\/06\/30\/moonlight-disgusts-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Moonlight Disgusts You"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"2560\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Moonlight_Disgusts_You_landr_thumnail2-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-739\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Moonlight_Disgusts_You_landr_thumnail2-scaled.jpg 2560w, http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Moonlight_Disgusts_You_landr_thumnail2-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Moonlight_Disgusts_You_landr_thumnail2-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Moonlight_Disgusts_You_landr_thumnail2-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Moonlight_Disgusts_You_landr_thumnail2-768x768.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Moonlight_Disgusts_You_landr_thumnail2-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Moonlight_Disgusts_You_landr_thumnail2-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Moonlight_Disgusts_You.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Since few visited the YouTube channel, I&#8217;ll post the tracks I made here.&nbsp; The first mini-album has seven songs by each girl that counts, which means one for every girl who isn&#8217;t Dreilide, three for Dreilide, and none for Yaoi Hokkaido.&nbsp; The original songs written for Stuka and Yaoi Hokkaido got booted to the b-side album, because I only need to hear about those subjects so often.&nbsp; Stuka got a better song, and Yaoi Hokkaido got nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Seaman X and Nolan the Wolverine got this song, an attempt to mix the Sailor Moon theme &#8220;Moonlight Densetsu&#8221; with Tool&#8217;s &#8220;Disgustipated.&#8221;&nbsp; Because both songs have rabbits.&nbsp; No one else thinks that is as clever as I did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The music on this one is the most generic on the album, but the vocals for Nolan and Seaman X are strong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Moonlight Disgusts You<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">GROOOOOOWWLLL!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Bite! Snap!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">GROOOOOOWWLLL!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Killing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the Queen of the Moon Bunnies came unto me, rippin&#8217; me&#8217;s frum mah drunken passed out oblivion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We took an elevator up one a dose damn high crystal towers, ways up to da tops where it felt likes we were in frickin&#8217; space already.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hates space, dere ain&#8217;t no air to breath!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We was surrounded by da hugest fleet of the Negalaxy, and it was big!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dem shmucks descended on dah moon bunny kingdom, raining down doom with dere laser guns and stuff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lots and lotsa cute moon bunny girls were screamin&#8217; in terror, and I didn&#8217;t likes dat at alls!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Let me tells ya, when I don&#8217;t like sumting, it&#8217;s gonna be bad times for sumbody!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was filled with rage, it was berzerker time!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I girded up my loins an&#8217; I said, &#8220;Queen of da Moon Bunnies, who&#8217;s I gotta killz?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tha&#8217; Queen tolds me, dere&#8217;s no escaping tha holocaust, tha Negalaxy gonna kill all of us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;ll send tha princess and her friends away, wit a couple bunny guardians ta watch over them, but we are dead meat an&#8217; dere&#8217;s no doin&#8217; nuttin&#8217; about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now I&#8217;s leapt up and took da Princesses&#8217; stuff before the bunny guardian could.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How&#8217;s a liddle bunny guardian going ta protect da princess when the Negalaxy&#8217;s out for blood?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It don&#8217;t make no sense, dat&#8217;s a job fer a big tough wolverine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dere ain&#8217;t none better than me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Imma protect dat Princess, an when she done grown big &#8216;n&#8217; strong, she&#8217;ll say &#8220;Glory, hallelujah! Thank ya Nolan!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The crystal is required<br>transformation is desired.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">justice means<br>punishment means<br>justice means<br>punishment means<br>justice means<br>punishment means<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The crystal is required<br>transformation is desired.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">justice means<br>punishment means<br>justice means<br>punishment means<br>justice means<br>punishment means<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was midnight. I woke up in the gutter. I couldn&#8217;t call him, and I missed school again. My fuku was filthy. I looked up at the moonlight, the color made me cry. I shook my hooks and claws at the moon and ran. It was better to hide, I lept into the sewer and waited for the shadows to talk to me. The color of the shadows made me cry. If I had the crystal, I&#8217;d fix everything and never cry again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In my dreams I&#8217;m a better girl. I work miracles and nothing stays wrong. My head is empty with love, I short circuit thinking of him. I race through the sewers, he will understand my feelings if I can tell him. I believe in myself, the rose and the mask. The moonlight at the end of the tunnel leads me to him, and I cry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I found his car and tried all the doors. He had locked them. The car was red, an Alfa for Romeo. I saw her purse on the passenger seat, smelled shrine and maiden. The couple entered my alley, dating. The boy belonged to the girl, but he belonged to me more. I approach them. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I won&#8217;t be gentle, and I&#8217;m not sorry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since few visited the YouTube channel, I&#8217;ll post the tracks I made here.&nbsp; The first mini-album has seven songs by each girl that counts, which means one for every girl who isn&#8217;t Dreilide, three for Dreilide, and none for Yaoi<br \/><a class=\"btn-more btn btn-danger btn-sm\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/2026\/06\/30\/moonlight-disgusts-you\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":739,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mini_album_01"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=945"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":996,"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions\/996"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wayofthewaifu.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}