Dreilide’s vocal quality could be better in places, but I dig the psychedelic, southern rock guitar. I was pretty happy when that finally popped out. You’ll have to sit through a lengthy monologue from The Force Known as Michael Bay. It might be funny. The real one probably doesn’t sound like this, but what does a shapeshifting trickster god really sound like? The “real” one is just fooling you, he sounds like this.
Bikini Dreilide’s Garage
Let’s talk about titties!
Greetings, I’m the Force Known as Michael Bay!
Blockbuster film director
and the benevolent –
and trustworthy –
god of your universe and all others!
I love the female body, and I love filming the female body!
Just ask fox goddess Megan! Still got your casting tape, baby!
Remember how I had her bent over the engine bay of that old Camaro, in the kid’s movie about alien robots?
That was good stuff, but I want to go bigger and bolder!
I want to make my version of the Duke’s of Hazzard, but the whole cast will be hot chicks in bikinis!
It’ll have fast cars, and explosions, and explosions blowing off bikinis!
There’s no angle I won’t film a tit from, and I love ’em in all sizes – big, bigger, and biggest!
I’ll jiggle ’em and wiggle ’em,
bounce ’em and jounce ’em,
soap ’em and poke ’em,
hang ’em out
and drag them across the hood of the General Lee!
There will be titties as far as the eye can see!
We tried being sophisticated in the comic, and that sure didn’t work!
This time we give the fans what they want – tits and ass!
All the tits, and all the ass!
Yeeee HAAAAW!!!
Welcome to Bikini Dreilide’s Garage!!
Where we prefer products made by Dodge!
No replacement for displacement,
four cylinders ain’t meant for racin’.
We’ve got V8’s and rear wheel drive,
fat wheels that grip and don’t slide.
Things besides cars that draw your eyes
Wrenchin’ in the shorts
that don’t touch the thighs
Make no mistake
Your heart hits
where your aim is
if britches could talk
these would say
“I’ll make you famous!”
Bay – Who will wash my Ferrari?
Drey – Not me!
Just another daaaaay-
-at Bikini Dreilide’s Garage!
At night, gettin’ cheeky at the Piggy Lodge!
Skin flash, get cash
Moparts for 440 Darts
Direct Connection to
speed perfection!
Make no mistake
Your heart hits
where your aim is
if britches could talk
these would say
“I’ll make you famous!”
Bay – Who will wash my Ferrari?
Drey – Not cool!
Southern honor demands satisfaction.
Pop a wheelie, get more traction
Take your pink in 8 seconds flat.
Flatter than an ass that won’t bring a honky back!
Now that’s flat!
Make no mistake
Your heart hits
where your aim is
if britches could talk
these would say
“I’ll make you famous!”
Bay – Casting time! I need you to put the Daisy Dukes on, and wash my Ferrari. Make it sexy! Make it HOT!
Drey – Who would wash your Ferrari
when it’s not that fast?
Dodge Charger,
Road Runner,
or Hemi Under Glass!
Bay – Richard didn’t drive that!
Sigh.
Let’s try something different.
We’ve got Richard Petty’s 1974 Daytona winning Dodge Charger, will you wash that?
Drey – HELLL YEEAAHH!