Since few visited the YouTube channel, I’ll post the tracks I made here. The first mini-album has seven songs by each girl that counts, which means one for every girl who isn’t Dreilide, three for Dreilide, and none for Yaoi Hokkaido. The original songs written for Stuka and Yaoi Hokkaido got booted to the b-side album, because I only need to hear about those subjects so often. Stuka got a better song, and Yaoi Hokkaido got nothing.
Seaman X and Nolan the Wolverine got this song, an attempt to mix the Sailor Moon theme “Moonlight Densetsu” with Tool’s “Disgustipated.” Because both songs have rabbits. No one else thinks that is as clever as I did.
The music on this one is the most generic on the album, but the vocals for Nolan and Seaman X are strong.
Moonlight Disgusts You
GROOOOOOWWLLL!!!
Bite! Snap!
GROOOOOOWWLLL!!!
Killing!
And the Queen of the Moon Bunnies came unto me, rippin’ me’s frum mah drunken passed out oblivion.
We took an elevator up one a dose damn high crystal towers, ways up to da tops where it felt likes we were in frickin’ space already.
I hates space, dere ain’t no air to breath!
We was surrounded by da hugest fleet of the Negalaxy, and it was big!
Dem shmucks descended on dah moon bunny kingdom, raining down doom with dere laser guns and stuff.
Lots and lotsa cute moon bunny girls were screamin’ in terror, and I didn’t likes dat at alls!
Let me tells ya, when I don’t like sumting, it’s gonna be bad times for sumbody!
I was filled with rage, it was berzerker time!
I girded up my loins an’ I said, “Queen of da Moon Bunnies, who’s I gotta killz?”
Tha’ Queen tolds me, dere’s no escaping tha holocaust, tha Negalaxy gonna kill all of us.
I’ll send tha princess and her friends away, wit a couple bunny guardians ta watch over them, but we are dead meat an’ dere’s no doin’ nuttin’ about it.
Now I’s leapt up and took da Princesses’ stuff before the bunny guardian could.
How’s a liddle bunny guardian going ta protect da princess when the Negalaxy’s out for blood?
It don’t make no sense, dat’s a job fer a big tough wolverine!
Dere ain’t none better than me!
Imma protect dat Princess, an when she done grown big ‘n’ strong, she’ll say “Glory, hallelujah! Thank ya Nolan!”
The crystal is required
transformation is desired.
justice means
punishment means
justice means
punishment means
justice means
punishment means
The crystal is required
transformation is desired.
justice means
punishment means
justice means
punishment means
justice means
punishment means
It was midnight. I woke up in the gutter. I couldn’t call him, and I missed school again. My fuku was filthy. I looked up at the moonlight, the color made me cry. I shook my hooks and claws at the moon and ran. It was better to hide, I lept into the sewer and waited for the shadows to talk to me. The color of the shadows made me cry. If I had the crystal, I’d fix everything and never cry again.
In my dreams I’m a better girl. I work miracles and nothing stays wrong. My head is empty with love, I short circuit thinking of him. I race through the sewers, he will understand my feelings if I can tell him. I believe in myself, the rose and the mask. The moonlight at the end of the tunnel leads me to him, and I cry.
I found his car and tried all the doors. He had locked them. The car was red, an Alfa for Romeo. I saw her purse on the passenger seat, smelled shrine and maiden. The couple entered my alley, dating. The boy belonged to the girl, but he belonged to me more. I approach them.
I won’t be gentle, and I’m not sorry.